When they first meet me,
alleyykatt: People think I’m all shy like But then they get to know me and I’m more like this explains me xD
I love showing tricks to little kids
veechiuu: They’re all like: “How did you do that?” And you’re just like: “Magic.”
Best of Patrick Star!
nevershoutneverforeverandever: THIS POST IS LIFE.
When someone takes your phone..
flirtingwiththedevil-: At first you’re like.. then they start going thru your pictures & you’re like… Or my texts, I hate when people read my texts.
When I actually do an assignment and the teacher...
I DID YOUR SHIT, NOW COLLECT IT BITCH.
When guys wear that one cologne where all you want...
Tumblr needs to change its error message.
I’d rather see: “We are sorry for this inconvenience but here’s a dancing cat” then i’d be all;
1: The stoners in the back like: 2: The class clowns are like: 3: Girls on their period are like: 4: The bestfriends are like: 5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like: 6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like: 7: That one person who is always texting is like: 8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:
mirror vs. camera
brittany-carel: when i look in the mirror: when i look at my pictures: sweet jesus I think I just died
I'm SO going to get all of these done.
Naturally good looking people
When someone is staring at you, and then suddenly...
smashleeeatszebras: “Can’t handle the beauty of my face, I see.”
when someone else flirts with the person i like:
When somebody calls your name.
farbeyondthestars: Expectations: Reality:
If I worked at a restaurant on Valentine's Day I...
Just to look at her act like: Then watch the dude sit there like:
Has this happened to you?
You meet someone unexpectedly, and having no clue how much they’d mean to you in the future. How the path of two strangers crossed, and how it has changed and affected your life so much. And how an accidental clash of worlds, was the most beautiful thing that could possibly ever happened to you? Well, it has happened to me.
when it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall...
that awkward moment my mom yells at me
1000suitcases: for something I didn’t even do
When you are sick and your parents give/ask what...
my mom yells at me like
harlequingurls: and i’m like: and she’s like get rid of that attitude and i’m like: i didn’t even— THISSSSSS
When no one laughs at your joke...
When a teacher asks you to sit up front
BITCH I SIT IN THE BACK FOR A REASON. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR WRINKLY ASS FACE IN HD. FUCKING DYING ^ hhaha. trololol.
When everybody just hits on your friend.
hidingunderamoustache: and you’re just there like: /forever unattractive